Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 05, 2023

Will it show the lizard people have taken over the republican party?

How much is the candor bar?

Openness, Transparency and Candor. Today’s Three Stooges.

C’mon agent X, none of those things will happen, let’s go back to living in oblivion!

Did this just turn into an episode of “Yes, Minister”?

What really happened in Roswell 1947!

https://www.chickenwingscomics.com/comic/roswell-1947/

Any time a government entity uses the words “Openness, Transparency and Candor” you know automatically they are lying.

I thought UAP was “unexplained aerial phenomena”. Has it changed again?

OTC about UAPs? Welp, we’re SOL…

(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆) ൠ ⍾ ൠ ⍾ ൠ ⍾ ൠ ⍾

That’s why our government frowns upon it.

I have nothing to hide and I’ve hid it well.

Their report will sound a lot like Sgt Shultz, “We know nothing”.

The official Air Force stance is now, “We don’t know. And neither do you. So stop bugging us.”

What will NASA have to say about the Donut People? Or any of the other aliens we never see?

I just can’t pass this by. ahem

“Phenomena”“Doo Doooo Do Do-Do”

There, I can get on with my life.