Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 05, 2023

Whatever happened to:

I’m fine. How are you doing?

i think we should all remember that about people around us…

Jekyll and Hyde

Just a bad hair day!!!

She should have said, “Heh! I tell you what!” https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1aS5eAJ6-PY

Pig, you should have accepted her word in panel 2. Would have saved her a freak-out.

That’s some dance she’s doing there.

Stephan can draw.

She’s getting tasered.

I think she needs therapy or a visit to the hill guy!

That’s more like it.

Talk about feeling rough.

“If you don’t want the answer, then you shouldn’t have asked the question. "

Do you want to see something really scary?

Maybe she should switch to decaf.

sugar probably

“How am I? Just fu@&$ing peachy.”

And, on a non-political note, (yay!), why does her sweater get fuzzy in frame 3?

That’s how I feel most days.

A network news producer who just heard the word “Trump?”

Some people can hide their feelings. And some just can’t….

I’d like to think most of us are like that third panel, inwardly, at least. It reminds me that I’m not alone in my stress.

Heh

A lesson learned from Beetlejuice hisself.

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People ask that, but they really don’t want to know

Yeah, I’ve been there.

She pulled it together between cels 3 and 4 very well.

We all have those kinds of days.

Oh, boy. Be careful, Pig! Neighbor Nikky is barely holding it together, and she could “go postal” at any time! Make sure she leaves her guns at home….

Don’t ask if you don’t want to know.

she glitched in real life