Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 15, 2023

Santa been extra busy.

It’s not funny. Hi, General, sir!

I though Santa always comes down the chimney

Santa’s on the naughty list.

Santa’s package always delivers!!

Back in the ’50’s there was a Christmas pop song titled (I think), “I Saw Mother Kissing Santa Claus”.

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus…

The Inseminator!

And he does it all in one night! Another Christmas miracle!

Naughty and nice.

Santa ! You dirty , dirty bird !

June weddings lead to lots of babies in February and March.

Danny boy, you will be saving on your heating bills after Christmas this year, I predict a large load of coal and a forest of switches under your tree.

My birthday is September 24. Dial back 9 months and what day is it? I think my parents must have had a very merry Christmas!

That is creepy.

Oooh, what I want to say, right now!!