Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 27, 2023

Small: “Ledge” fund. Large: “Burden” of proof.

Puppeteer could do two floors if he had to.

Went through a drive-through yesterday. One burger, one chicken sandwich and one order of fries. Twenty-three bucks.

That’s one big baby on the guy’s back. I really can’t afford fast food anymore.

The only steady job I could find with my math degree was selling shoes. And, I wasn’t alone. Saw quite a few of my friends with mall jobs.

The year I graduated from college – I was getting a divorce and needed to find a job & apartment immediately. Walked into a McD’s, they hired me on the spot. Three months later, I left for an office job that required a 4-year degree.

and a partridge in a pear tree……

Large: I can tell someone is having regrets about that liberal arts degree.

That’s the ugliest child I’ve ever seen…

Mom kept telling me I shoulda graduated after four years…

Extreme puppetry is absolutely hilarious. For an evening event try extreme puppet shadow theater.