Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 30, 2023

C’mon guys, let’s drop a big branch on them!

Of all the planets, this one is abused the most, huh.

Time to really mess things up and spew out more unnecessary oxygen.

Well you can’t start to turn regolith into soil without mixing in a whole lot of decaying plant corpses first.

Give me a sugar maple and I’ll drain its blood for my gratuitous pleasure.

Every atom in our bodies was once part of a generation of stars who built up complex elements from basic hydrogen by fusion reactions and then exploded. We are all stardust. Word!

Do we eat their reproductive parts? I thought we ate the amniotic sacks that held their future tree babies.

This makes me think of civet coffee.

The Ents are getting uppity again.