Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 11, 2023

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    To the dog, “Okay, boy. Tell him what you think about his dog food.”

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Offer him your product and watch him play dead.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  over 1 year ago

    Our peke would literally turn up his nose and snort at food he didn’t like.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Does make one wonder what animals in food ads would actually say if they could communicate verbally.

    ’Wasn’t for the money, I wouldn’t touch it.’

    ’It’s ok if I ignore the smell.’

    ’Wouldn’t mind it, if it didn’t stick like glue between my fangs.’

    ‘Goes down ok, but, oh boy, what is does to my digestion.’

    ’Where’s the meat?’

    ‘How come I get pampered by a great looking chick for 3 minutes, then get put in a carrier and hauled back to a kennel for weeks while she gets to schmooze with the guys? Ain’t I the star?’

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    Blackmail is a dangerous career path.

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    InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Frankie, you could make good money taking him to a bar….!

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    HushPuppy Money

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