The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 12, 2023

He lost his head over it.

Blockhead!

A convertible.

Lego my eggo

Lego figurines have a post that the head pushes onto. So where is the post?

I don’t know what happened I must have lost my head getting this for my wife.

Would it be insensitive to say something about heading home?

I can’t help thinking that instead of a car it should be a horse.

lost his head and bought something too expensive

ah, a convertible! Feel the sun on your shoulders and wind in your hair!… oh. Nevermind.

Watch were you step.

Got any Kragle?

I just bought a convertible this year. People are calling it my mid-life crisis car. I’m calling it my motorcycle replacement.

And just how is he supposed to see to drive that thing?

I see what you did there.

A person can lose his head over legos!

It’s built like a brick, more than one in fact.

You just can’t get ahead.

Leggo my heado!

An arm and a head to be exact!

And every time you step on the gas, you get stabbed in the foot.

“Can we take it around the block?

He’s so forgetful that he forgot his head!

It cost a head!