Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 14, 2023

I’m a child of the Cold War. I thought lefty meant socialist.

I grew up in a largish family where almost half were lefties.

I thought it would be easier – just walk through the office and see which hand they use for the mouse.

Why does Duane need to know?

Some crackpot named jesus personally told my first grade teacher to tie my left hand behind my back and force me to write right because satan, so now I’m ambisinister.

I prefer the term Amphibious. ( Google Search Shackleford Amphibious)

“Why do we need a term for ‘right-handed’?!? MOST people are right-handed! So there are NORMAL people, like me, and left-handed freaks. It’s just woke nonsense to think otherwise!”

what a sinister question…