Kliban by B. Kliban for July 10, 2023

You break ’em, you bought ’em.

I swear you fairy-tale princesses are weird. First it was Cinderella with the shoes and now this.

I hate when that happens.

C-thru cup, don’t wine about it.

Gentlemen Prefer Pyrex.

I hate those, leaves fingerprints and slobber that are hard to remove.

Wouldn’t we be censored if we used that word? I’m reluctant even to try it.

Fragile, don’t touch!

Madonna had a pair of those.

So somebody blew them?

Usually so squeaky-clean around here, sure didn’t see that (those?) coming!

In case of emergency, break glass?

I guess he hopes to become King of the Glass Mountains.

Kliban, did Dan help you with this?

Harlan Ellison allusion?

Tittitstitietities!

Omg!