Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 11, 2023

His name is “Lex I. Con.”

He’s cribbing from the book.

Unabridged, we trust

It’s a tough choice.

My sister had road rage. She cleaned that up after her daughter’s first word would get bleeped if I told you.

“Aardvark!”

Go with Floccinaucinihilipilification kid. That will really screw them up.

antidisestablishmentarianism

Good for him. Lotsa choices.

precocious

Same as most kids: “No”

So here’s little Ricky, under 2 years of age, sitting on my lap in his Daddy’s car, in a parking lot at a strip mall, while Dad runs into the store to get some beer. An 18 wheeler goes rolling by on the highway at the same time a rather large woman walks past our open window. Excited by the truck, little Ricky shouts out, at the top of his lungs “Big Fruck!!!” I have never been given a more evil stare.

He’s using a dictionary? Shouldn’t he be using a tablet?

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3!!!!! :)

Yeah, Mama has been done to death.

I grew up on the south side of Chicago. In the hood now, a babies first word is “mother****er”!

antidisestablishmentarianism is longer than he is tall!