F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 14, 2023

“…And tomorrow we’ll go over making up different names for fake money.”

You might also want to teach them how to disable a spacebot with a stone.

Couldn’t we get the stick and stone to program the space bots?

Won’t they have to look into critical stick theory?

Careful with that pointéd stick.

WW4 will be fought with bows and arrows

Beats duck and cover.

Next, how to disable Spacebots with a sharpened stick.

…..and how to start a fire rubbing two sticks together….

For extra credit – write a 5-page essay on how to select an appropriate stone for stick-sharpening.

And once we prepare the pointy stick, we’ll use it to prepare you for corporate life. (And marriage.)

…and discovering the black monolith.

And here’s how you start a fire with steel wool and a nine volt battery

Teacher, where do I put my stick?

Well, it’s better than a sharp stick in the eye.

Finally, a usable skill from school…..

Well rounded education.

Future Utopia and future Dystopia leading to anarchic societal collapse leading to the New CaveMan Existence.

Shapen the stick at both ends…

Because World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.