Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 18, 2023

Or was it my nose ?

Does my nose look big… in this hat ?

OMG. All this trouble just to set up Ralph’s wince-inducing pun.

His book hasn’t finished with HIM.

I guess Marc Anthony (or Shakespeare) has his ears.

Always look forward to Ralph’s reply.

Short-lived inventions, the nosemark. S’not funny!

Closed it just a leeeeetle too fast, dint ya!?

But which book?

Maybe he was reading Pinocchio, and got a little carried away.

No wonder he has no(se) sense!

Ouch!

Better get it….you never nose who’ll read the book next…

He has a nose for reading.

That’s better than a runnin’ nose, you don’ gotta chase after it…

My wife also barrowed to make my wallet flatter.

Now he dismembers …!

( all by himshelf too )

If his “eyes are glued to” the book, or he “sinks his teeth into” the book, that would just make no sense.

At least the cat didn’t get his tongue.

At least you know where you left off!

Haha!!! I once sat on my Mr. Potato Head’s nose. Worse than a Lego!

Is potato

but he only has eyes for her…

Gotta love that new book smell!