Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 21, 2023

Yeah identify as a unicorn you had to respect his choice of Pronoun

What a drip.

yeah, not with that hair anyway

Many old pictures of unicorns show them as being horny goats.

Unicorn: the result of an early English mistranslation of the Hebrew word for rhinoceros.

Didn’t Horace from “Dark Side of the Horse” try this once? It looks like a stunt Horace would pull.

https://www.gocomics.com/darksideofthehorse

That’s not a horse. It has the proper cloven hooves to be a unicorn. But neither has a leonine tail.

Hmmm, I wonder what gave it away? That’s how I’d a done it!

Milli Vanilla…

Brain freeze!

But he tried so hard!

But I have a treat for you, if you let me in….do you like ice cream?

MR. ED??

The pony with the unique horn…

Looks like a jack— to me.

Quit waffling-cone around …!

( try the dunce cap )

In the mane, he’s a conehead.

If that’s a gelding, then is it a eunuch-cone?

Just a hot headed horse trying to cool down…

Fake? Yes. Delicious? Also yes.

Is that Charlie?!

https://youtu.be/CsGYh8AacgY

So the place sat empty.