Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 01, 2023

Look out for the breakers…..

It made me tide.

The Captain must have forgotten to use the cruise control.

And it went out into them too.

I’m so old

I remember when the Dead Sea was just sick!

What is called it when you get motion sickness on a submarine?

Underseasick.

The boat is sick

We gotta take it to the dock.

Want a nice juicy piece of salt pork?

Did you feel it coming on? What were the sines?

So does airsickness come in gusts?

BA DUM tssshhh

He made the cruise by rail.

I love Dad jokes…

Seasickness is horrible. Been there once, never again. I bought acupuncture bands and they really work!

My battalion was sailing from Japan back to Okinawa when we hit a storm. We were in an LST, which has a flat bottom. That ship was doing some crazy stuff. I saw one Marine who was almost as green as his uniform. What a time.

Lots of very clever people here today!

Clever

It nearly put me under.

a sinking feeling suddenly washed over him…

I’m going to spare you the description of my crossing the English Channel on a ferry during some violent sea storm. Suffice it to say that it belongs on the ninth circle of hell in Dante’s Inferno.