There we have it: evolution was an invention.
Either that, or he just invented rabies.
this toon is brilliant!
Thanks to science programs like Attenborough’s, you need a program these days to tell apart your turtles from your tortoises!
I like both of them
… or … did it happen the other way around? … where they all used to be on-land tortoises until one decided to go out and spend most of its time in the water … thereby inventing turtles.
If you’re hydrophobic, then how do you keep your shell cool during the summer?
Identifies as a tortoise.
So that’s Wiley’s pet?
Tortoises are not afraid of water. Most tortoise species will seek out shallow water sources for bathing or to have a drink of water.
Aaaaah. So I did! How about that!
My spirit animal is a sea turtle. We don’t talk much.
Turtles get rabies?
Gee, I missed that in Origin of Species class.
Tortoises were probably a group that moved on land where there was less competition for food
Yes, the claws will take some time to take shape.
OK, OK you smart guys. But I’d rather have hydrophobia than YOUR hydrocephalus.
Oh wait …
I loved B.C. when I was a kid and an adult…and I love it now. It’s still hilarious.
Someone’s doing too much nose candy!…
Simply ……. Hal is afraid of “WATER” …….. which especially in his case ……… isn’t good at all ………. ;0
And:
https://www.gocomics.com/boundandgagged/2023/07/21?ct=v&cti=1935308
I always thought he WAS a tortoise.
So that’s how it came about!
Imagine over 1 year ago
There we have it: evolution was an invention.
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
Either that, or he just invented rabies.
lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago
this toon is brilliant!
dcdete. over 1 year ago
Thanks to science programs like Attenborough’s, you need a program these days to tell apart your turtles from your tortoises!
noktar Premium Member over 1 year ago
I like both of them
Doug K over 1 year ago
… or … did it happen the other way around? … where they all used to be on-land tortoises until one decided to go out and spend most of its time in the water … thereby inventing turtles.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
If you’re hydrophobic, then how do you keep your shell cool during the summer?
rockyridge1977 over 1 year ago
Identifies as a tortoise.
tygrkhat40 over 1 year ago
So that’s Wiley’s pet?
blakerl over 1 year ago
Tortoises are not afraid of water. Most tortoise species will seek out shallow water sources for bathing or to have a drink of water.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Aaaaah. So I did! How about that!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
My spirit animal is a sea turtle. We don’t talk much.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Turtles get rabies?
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Gee, I missed that in Origin of Species class.
mindjob over 1 year ago
Tortoises were probably a group that moved on land where there was less competition for food
hagarthehorrible over 1 year ago
Yes, the claws will take some time to take shape.
ekke over 1 year ago
OK, OK you smart guys. But I’d rather have hydrophobia than YOUR hydrocephalus.
Oh wait …
nancyb creator over 1 year ago
I loved B.C. when I was a kid and an adult…and I love it now. It’s still hilarious.
T... over 1 year ago
Someone’s doing too much nose candy!…
bwswolf over 1 year ago
Simply ……. Hal is afraid of “WATER” …….. which especially in his case ……… isn’t good at all ………. ;0
daleandkristen over 1 year ago
And:
https://www.gocomics.com/boundandgagged/2023/07/21?ct=v&cti=1935308
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
I always thought he WAS a tortoise.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago
So that’s how it came about!