Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 20, 2023

Quality Testing! ;)

Next time, try testing the latch first. The bathroom door is usually unlocked.

Fink, just tell the troops to use Rodney as the battering ram next time, that should improve his memory.

I like that they’re using a ram’s head to “ram” the door. Clever.

Bringing to mind the old joke about locking the keys in the car and having to call the locksmith so they could open the door so they could roll the windows up before it rained.

It’s not good to have to say ’I’m sorry’ to the king. Rodney may be facing some dungeon time.

A battering ram which makes the sound RAM! rather than BATTER!

Could you have just knocked?

The one time they accomplish a feat…

Did the Fink actually buy his troops a meal … or something?

Expensive…..forgot the code too!

You’d think with all that knocking at least one guard or someone would answer the door. I suppose peasents aren’t allowed to answer the portcullis

I’ve learned a lesson about keys…I have three sets…one in the garage, one in the house and one in my purse! Think I’ll do ok?

You couldn’t have just asked the Fink to let you in, Rod?

Nah, he wouldn’t have done it, anyway.

Well, now that you’ve broached the topic …

I thought "Ram"Rods were used in gun barrels?