He would get transferred to the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes.
An “opposite” story: During the Vietnam War, a fellow (I’ve forgotten his name, but he was known to some friends of mine) was jailed for resisting the draft. In years in prison, he literally never spoke a word, although he could. He was eventually let out early, because the prison staff was too spooked by that behavior.
FreihEitner Premium Member about 1 year ago
Well, it could work. Worth a try, I mean he’s got nothing to lose.
Superfrog about 1 year ago
You could roll over and play dead?
I Mad Am I about 1 year ago
If all else fails… be like a terrier and constantly dig your way out!
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’m ashamed to tell you how hard I laughed at this!
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 1 year ago
And you guys are all hysterical!
Imagine about 1 year ago
Or just use the pet door.
Jayalexander about 1 year ago
Spend time in the big house you either plead insanity or get religion.
MayCauseBurns about 1 year ago
Switch genders for a change of view!
Doug K about 1 year ago
Maybe they could give him his own special secluded padded room far away from everyone else.
nosirrom about 1 year ago
Try puppy dog eyes.
uniquename about 1 year ago
He’d have to wag his tail too.
Lotus about 1 year ago
He would get transferred to the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 year ago
Who hasn’t been a good boy?
PoodleGroomer about 1 year ago
I have seen several doors that have been clawed and chewed through.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
LOL! It’s a dog eat dog world out there….
akachman Premium Member about 1 year ago
LOL!!
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
That’s a dog-gone good idea!!!
ekke about 1 year ago
Yeah, but they treat PITAs differently inside. Ever hear of “the hole”?
goboboyd about 1 year ago
You may be transferred to another ‘institution’ that could be similar. Albeit with softer walls, more windows, and possibly better food.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
And for God’s sake, don’t try hump-ing the guard’s leg.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 1 year ago
“Works for me!”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
“Yeah, tried that. All it got me was a rabies shot.”
gammaguy about 1 year ago
An “opposite” story: During the Vietnam War, a fellow (I’ve forgotten his name, but he was known to some friends of mine) was jailed for resisting the draft. In years in prison, he literally never spoke a word, although he could. He was eventually let out early, because the prison staff was too spooked by that behavior.