Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 10, 2023

All the way up that flagpole!

Is that public urination I see?

Watch out! That school bus driver is still in training.

Make sure you take note of who salutes, and who does not. Take names, and kick their pasty little haunches.

“do-gooder corporate elitist” Is that even a thing?

Xing the line.

Batting coaches will tell you to choke up on the bat head and pull your underwear up to a snug position. It’s a corporate stance when labor revolves at a home plate catering snow job. Free garlic breathe when a good rhubarb of skipper and ump.

A win means The W will fly.

Oh tooth and nail erupts. Got to finish what I started. Do gooder.

And the hell of it is, they only do good so they can cite it in their ads and PR BS.

No doubt, after seeing today’s FA offering, Colgate-Palmolive will be introducing a new Garlic Toothpaste that will be readily available at the Bath Mat Factory Gift Shoppe.

…perhaps, they could make a run in her stockings, instead…

…surprise, surprise, surprise..

…that’s not my flagpole either…

…but it is flying at full staff…

…train through the tunnel…

…fireworks going off…

…waves lapping up the beach…

…a waxing gibbous moon…

…garlic on a toothbrush taint right, I tell ya…

…Hobbes will be avenged…

I’ll bring the grease, you bring the ladder….

Hey Teresa … This Bud’s for YOU …❗️

( cheers! )

In 1917, iconoclast “artist” Marcel Duchamp submitted one of his works to the Society of Independent Artists’ salon in New York City, which claimed to accept any artwork as long as the application fee was paid. Duchamp’s submission, however, was rejected because the board (on which Duchamp served) said that his submission didn’t qualify as art. It was an upside-down urinal, which he called Fountain.

Teresa is lucky 2023 isn’t 1917, K.C. isn’t N.Y, and her name’s not Marcel.

Yeah but what if he or she goes commando?

Oh look! Here comes the short bus. All aboard!

Underwear up the flagpole and garlic on the toothbrush. The ol’ double Whammy (and, yes, that’s a play on my name).

Getting their undies in a bundy.

https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/animal-poison-control/toxic-and-non-toxic-plants/garlic

i once tried cooking with garlic powder, but it was a recipe for disaster

Take that, all you Do-Gooder Corporate Elitists out there! We’re coming for you (as soon as the crossing-light changes), and we’re going to do some special Virtue Signaling for you! Hope you wore clean undies this morning, eh? And don’t forget to brush your teeth just before the TV statement trying to explain it all away and it didn’t really happen and it was all a conspiracy theory and those aren’t really my underpants….

(TV reporter, be sure to wear your odor-resisting face-mask for this interview!)