Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 27, 2023

Forging ahead.

Ralph isn’t impressed.

Great. I just have no clue who I really am anymore.

Hey! Growing up I was told I could be anyone I want!

They work over time trying to ruin your life….

I’m guessing this involves two thieves commiserating about their nefarious achievements when it comes to being bad guys. Did the thief with a mask steal a purple cactus cap?

This AT&T middle manager’s boss ordered, "Elbows and as*holes, Tom! Elbows and as*holes!

Haha! Oh I’m always up for a pun! Does this count as a pun? It’s in the pun family. Anyway, love.

Speaking of this kind of thievery, it’s like all that political fundraising mail … they do it because it works …!

( all for the good, the bad, and the ugly )

Is it weird that that phrase (“kickin’ butt and takin’ names”) makes me think of my childhood?

Kicking butt only comes into play when people show resistance to name taking.

“Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman.”