Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 29, 2023

record breaking? I know people who have pulled mess duty longer than that during ops.

Whatever she was cooking must have been burnt to a crisp after all that time.

Big deal. Uncle Fred used to do that dulla thing whenever he had more than four beers.

May The Lord of The Sausages be with you as He is with Bakari. And gesundheit.

Fred Basset would love that “Sausage Tree” ;-)

I prefer to keep my sac in my pants during mating season, until the proper time of course.

I wonder what that fruit tastes like.

“Resembles?” As in taste, I hope … at least I think I hope that … on second thought, not sure.

From the Encyclopedia Universa: “…the human male — having no dulla — relies on shows of economic dominance and/or physical displays of violence…”

i have my dulla out all the time

Daddy would you like some sausage? https://youtu.be/GgPJSBd18MU

I got to see the sausage fruit up close in Kenya. It was more than a foot long and maybe five inches wide in the middle. A fellow tourist managed to break it open, revealing solid green. We didn’t taste it, tho.

Male humans should aspire to be like the camels. Women would probably go for a guy with a sizeable tongue way more often than …that other part

How disgusting, I am surprised dromedary camels didn’t die out long ago. I guess the female of the species learned to live with it.

Prediction: The Dollar Store folks will soon start a new chain of bargain delis called The Sausage Tree™.

Sometimes what is presented is interesting, usually not. Much of what is presented is already known by those who watch PBS or Discovery or NatGeo.

I feel really ashamed of myself for saying this, but…

Mr., and Mrs. Camel had gone out to dinner. On the way out the door, Mrs. Camel told her husband, “You should have left a bigger tip.” A little chagrined, Mr. Camel hung his head, and said, “I wanted to, but, all I had left was… a dulla.”

Or are sausages shaped like the fruit of the Kigelia Africana? The chicken and her egg want to know.