Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 24, 2023

The Deku sticks from the Zelda series are more enchanting.

Don’t say there’s nothing to do in the Doldrums. It’s just not true.

Then it’s the Slightly Enchanted Land?

“Tar odors, decrepit surroundings, odd noises. Looks like we landed in New Jersey.”

Careful with that stick, Dakota. It might be enchanted to poke you.

Stick with the theme, kid!

I think, as impossible as it may be, you made a mistake Marigold!

Maybe they’re in The Upside Down.

I’m still saying it’s the void of unspeakable horrors. Come on. Give me more kevin.

Some wires got crossed somewhere.

Looks like they’re in the second most cursed lands to me. And now I’m worrying again that something terrible has happened to the Most Enchanted Lands! If it is somewhere else, I expect an inhabitant to appear soon and inform them. Maybe a goblin or dragon?

it was floating a moment ago…

I don’t hear any chanting.

Least enchanged, second least, whatever. Time to jump ship.

This all depends on the nature of the enchantment, I suppose…

It’s a nuanced thing, Dakota.

The Least Enchanted Lands must have some enchantment or they wouldn’t be enchanted at all. However, Marigold doesn’t consider them to have enough enchantment to enchant a stick.

I would venture to say that the Most Enchanted Lands are not littered with steaming piles of…something.

Phoebe: “What is happening??”

Enchantment is a spectrum

I kinda hope that’s the right place, but something bad has happened.