Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 05, 2023

Who is Harley Quinn???

As for the cartoon above… Is it a play on the expression “Phone? Keys? Wallet?” Or is it an off-kilter delusion given that the mallet is huge and heavy and she’s HOLDING IT IN HER HAND?!

Belt horn?

???&?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harley_Quinn

I prefer Kaley Cuoco’s portrayal over Margot Robbie’s. But I like Miss Sorkin’s best of all with Tara Strong coming in a close second.

Today’s theme music: “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer”.

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Usually, she gets someone else’s wallet.

Maybe it was obvious to everyone, but part of the joke is the “harlequin” pun (harlequin=buffoon, in this case absent-minded)

I prefer the Agatha Christie character with the same name

Must be winter. Wearing too many clothes…

Tha’s not a genyouwine Harley…

The going-out-the-door Macarena.

I miss the original Harley from Batman: the Animated Series. And I miss Arlene Sorkin providing the voice.

Poison Ivy’s phone number.

Harley Quinn is drop dead gorgeous, this looks like a man in drag.