Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 02, 2023

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    Lord Flatulence Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Don’t they have names?

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    Jusbcuz  over 1 year ago

    And of course, their uniform numbers have nothing to do with their inmate numbers. Doing a play-by-play like that will get Marty drinking again really fast.

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    Charks  over 1 year ago

    Lee Marvin in “The Dirty Dozen” — What’s your name soldier?

    John Cassavetes — “Eleven”

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    kdizzle  over 1 year ago

    Inmate numbers, detention centre football league, spectators and broadcasts – my suspension of disbelief has suffered a debilitating strain.

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    tractorguy99  over 1 year ago

    P2: TB12 attempts a skyhook pass while escaping a flying hug/tackle.

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    dadjo  over 1 year ago

    I think it’s about time to put on my TBTS (Too Bored to Snark) button.

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    Gil-doh!  over 1 year ago

    PROGRAMS! GET YER PROGRAMS! YOU CAN’T TELL THE INMATES WITHOUT YER PROGRAM!

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    Gil-doh!  over 1 year ago

    Just how many inmates are there in juvie? Tens of thousands? In Milford? Do you really need to call the “00” on the front end of each number, Marty?

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    comicwatcher2  over 1 year ago

    This strip is now like watching the proverbial train wreck.

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    Fliptak  over 1 year ago

    How the mighty have fallen—once-vaunted Marty Moon is now doing play by play in a juvey foobaw game.

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    bearwku82  over 1 year ago

    P2- Gil’s Junior goons are closing the gap, 8/2. I predict they score again tomorrow.

    Waiting for former Heisman Trophy winner Nate Scarborough to insert himself in the game.

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    That kid with Marfan  over 1 year ago

    Everyone’s snarking and I’m just sitting here waiting for Inmate #006798 to shank ToBe.

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    Gil-doh!  over 1 year ago

    …Meanwhile back at the Thorp residence, E(mimi)ly and Ericka are locked in on a torrid #00069 which is quickly transforming into a scorching #00077…

    I hope somebody remembered to give Meemaw her sleeping pills.

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    Irish53  over 1 year ago

    Huh? Based on yesterday’s strip, I thought that this silly game was over, since that goofball warden was talking about how much money was raised to help spring these punks.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m looking all over Hulu to see if I can find a broadcast of a Juvie Detention Center Football Game and I’m coming up empty. I must be looking in the wrong place.

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    James St. John Smythe  over 1 year ago

    P2: Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael form a fearsome pass rush indeed.

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    jayesquire  over 1 year ago

    Just when I thought the script couldn’t get any worse. Aside from ridiculous play-by-play using 5-digit inmate #‘s instead of jersey #’s, HD apparently doesn’t know a “deflection” is when something(usually a hand) affects the trajectory of the football. P2 looks more like a sack throwing a dying quail .

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    artegal  over 1 year ago

    How about using the numbers on their jerseys? Isn’t that what they’re for? Or maybe put their inmate numbers on there instead, because this way I’m just confused.

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    Twainrdr  over 1 year ago

    Yes, fans, 00526 Intercepts the pass, but gets an additional 5 years for stealing the football.

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    tcayer  over 1 year ago

    The game was over. Gil was mad they were being taken advantage of. But business as usual?

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    tcayer  over 1 year ago

    Wouldn’t it be easier (and less confusing) to call them by the number on their jersey?

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    Irish53  over 1 year ago

    P 4: “… and inmate # 001234 sure is taking a long time to retrieve that loose ball that rolled into the tunnel…”

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    Irish53  over 1 year ago

    I think prison yard nicknames would be better: “… ball deflected by booty bandit and intercepted by pockets…”

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    HalStevens  over 1 year ago

    Why don’t marty just say the jersey number?

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    HalStevens  over 1 year ago

    Wait a minute!!! Milford has a prison???

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    [Unnamed Reader - 563f4c]  over 1 year ago

    Still playing tackle football without knee pads. The county is wide open for lawsuits by all the players

    All the donations will go to the lawyers

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    Little Blue Bicycle  over 1 year ago

    Long pass to 867-5309…run Jenny. Run!

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    metals24  over 1 year ago

    Three days ago Marty said “That’s Rodney Barnes’ second TD”. Oops!

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    tdrewhardin  over 1 year ago

    A scene that will probably not play on The Longest Yard

    “Ladies and Gentlemen, I think Inmate #00526 broke his f#%^ing neck!!!!!!!!”

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    Mopman  over 1 year ago

    Looks like the Orange Juliuses are now taking it to the Purple People Eaters. Think this is due to Gil changing up the game plan? Bah ha ha, Gil having a game plan, let alone changing it, what was I thinking? And speaking of thinking, you should be thinking of reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/08/02/random-ridiculous-panels/

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    tomcervo  over 1 year ago

    When does the Joker come up to bat?

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    Lord Flatulence Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The Goofy Grapes VS The Injun Oranges.

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