Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 01, 2023

All played out…

Let’s add “with your” in there and make it plural, then I’m all for it.

Step on a crack, break your …

Next he’ll be coming apart at the seams.

He put some junk on that ball! He put the whammy on that ball! He put the juice on that ball! He put some stank on that ball!

I guess they all work.

A spitball from a tobacco chewing pitcher.

Is there such a thing as a ball washer for baseballs?

He has filthy stuff?

A foul ball for sure!! EW EW

Not to be confused with horse apples.

Screwedball …!

that ball looks so angry he could spit…

My dog would like that ball. I wouldn’t touch it, but my dog would probably slobber all over it.

Possibly one of the balls they threw out during the game after a few pitches.

Reek-ola.