Ben by Daniel Shelton for July 29, 2023

Oops. Ben how are you going to explain that one away. Perhaps say, that you knew she was there all along? Won’t work.

“She’s standing right behind me isn’t she?”

Just keep digging your own grave Ben.

I’ve been reading this for a few years and never saw that term before.

So Ben wears his wristwatch on his right arm. That’s unusual, but not as inconvenient as it used to be when they had to be wound.

I wonder if Daniel Shelton wears his watch on his right arm too.

Oh Ben…ball and chain….really!

Check by Mate…

The couch will feel comfortable tonight Ben.

Left handed?

This morning I uttered a mild obscenity, and in my pocket Siri on my iPhone said “I’m sorry, I don’t know how to respond to that.”

If I even thought of saying that about my wife I’d be sleeping outside with the chickens

The upset meter just got pegged.

Check and (oh, no!) mate.

I love mechanical/automatic watches but nowadays there are a lot of Made in China ones that are junk, Japanese movement watches though are quite inexpensive and are very reliable timepieces. I remember one of my managers at work some time ago, he said “wear one piece of jewelry to make a statement, an expensive watch or an old one, no necklace and no rings except a wedding ring .”