Clay Jones for July 28, 2023

Usually, the canary keels over from the lack of sufficient oxygen, quicker than a human does, so they were carried as a way to learn of the bad atmosphere in advance of miners keeling over. But in this case, it seems Musk brought the problem / bad atmosphere in with him.

Looks like Elon Is off the rails.

It nosferatu in the daylight

Again!

It’s his company, he can do what he wants. Rebranding a company is nothing new.

The pizza rat is a working class hero. Where is the pizza? Clay Jones must feed the pizza rat (OMG).

The birdie got suffocated by the Musky smell.

Never build your outhouse uphill from where you live.

Apparently musk is willing to spend 40 billion just to troll twitter users.

melon musk …. Prince of Darkness

I wonder if his mum wanted to call her kid Melon ?

Boy, that would have made for some great fun in the schoolyard.

After careful deliberation, and upon serious consideration, I must agree in this case that, like Rhett Butler, “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a d@#n.”

Loon , nut wackjob!

No loss. Never used it. I won’t miss. More time to curl up with a good book.

Coal Rat: a leaner, poorer cousin of Pizza Rat.

I don’t know about anyone else here, but I can think of better ways to burn 44 effin’ BILLION dollars.

That must be John Denver on the mountain top singing either “Take Me Home, Country Roads” or “Rocky Mountain High.” Both songs fit the narrative of the cartoon.

Twitter is just Elon’s toy to play with. I just hope Meta doesn’t change my Facebook account so much that my worship services will be irrevocably changed.

So, it wasn’t the tunnel of love he thought it might be?

What is the point of changing to X? No more tweets only ex’s. Bah humbug.

Musk is the next Enron waiting to happen