Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 09, 2023

LEERING, Dan.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

I’d be staring at the other one with the lower leg that doesn’t match.

You’ll dig the guys from Gold’s Gym.

“You don’t like a me. Then Iago now!”

Or making Google-y eyes at me.

He wants them to crack their cheeks (King Lear Act 3 Scene 2 Line 1).

King him.

The redhead has really good tan on her lower right leg.

ka-leer

Then don’t go to the beach wearing your bra and panties

i fear he is not in his perfect mind…

☺

Shakespeare pun.

People dress that way TO be noticed. You get the looks from who you want BUT with that comes the looks from who you DON’T want.