In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 07, 2023

It’s a ringer..

With that gut it’s a surprise he can still get off the ground.

They’re Bat-Man fans.

It’s a fly.

Boo! Not cool. Using one’s powers like this is not super, man.

D*a*m*n SYankees!

“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a gall-darn cheater!”

And then that heckler got incinerated…..

Superman played for the Brooklyn Dodgers?

It’s an out.

Perhaps the heckle is British and is referring to a certain part of anatomy. He is certainly in position to see it.

I think the shortest Superman movie would be a guy standing in the street pointing up and shouting “look its a bird” and everybody ignores him. The End.

You got him confused with Jackie Robinson

“That was the day that Superman decided to conquer humanity”