Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 11, 2023

Their music as smooth as butt-er eh.

ZZZ audience

I think the guys would appreciate that.

I can see the drummer’s butt sticking out because he’s sitting on a chair, but why do the guitarists have butts that do that?

Didn’t one die recently?

I suspected that was true.

Those look like XL Bottom.

Looks like they have seen Madonna’s pl-ass-tic surgeon!

Some of that (bottom stuff) should have been visible from the front.

The End!

Their heads in Mississippi but their butts are in Oklahoma

I wonder if ZZTop new that “zizi”, pronounced the same, is a french word for male genitals.

The “bottom” on that band was something else; bassist Dusty Hill and drummer Frank Beard really laid it down.

Cute.

In the UK it is pronounced Zed Zed Top

What about Billy Gibbons?

This cartoon presents a great opportunity for all you ass-troll-agists out there.

Reminds me of a Queen song.

T.T. Topless – a female ZZ Top Tribute Band. Best seen (but not necessarily heard) at small venues.

that’s not right

Thats a lot of Tush!!

Their tushes were cosmetically enhanced by BIGBATTABUMS, Inc with clients like Kim Kardashian to name a few.

Shame on you Mark, I’m reporting your to the LGBTQ+ community…

You left out their walkers.

Fat-bottomed bands make the rockin’ world go ’round?

Reminds me of “Big Bottom” by This is Spinal Tap.

Mark, if you’re reading this – OMG!!!!! This is fabulous!!!!!