Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 24, 2023

ain’t happening even with a trampoline

What a dumb sport.

She’s a basket case.

“…don’t let it hit the sides”?!?

At least that part of it she’ll accomplish. She won’t be anywhere near the rim.

I feel the same way as Agnes about being able to make a basket. It just doesn’t work for me. I can bounce the ball sometimes. No athletic ability here at all. ;-)

“And no hanging on the rim after a dunk.”

“That was a rather unnecessary statement…”

Back up and start over with netball.

The ball looks bigger than the basket.

Just aim for Antares

It’s allowed to hit the sides, unless I forgot the rules of the contest.

“It’s a piece of cake….which I also do not have.”

At least you’re not playing the Aztec version, ōllamalitzli.