Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 21, 2023

I won’t even lift a single finger………….

No comment.

I want this on a t-shirt

then put it “somewhere else”

… and I’ll do the same for you."

She’d love Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon. Snoopy questions get a blackjack to the head by the piano player, and you wake up outside with a headache. If you want to tell something, just go to the chalk line, make your toast, then deep-six your glass in the fireplace. Everyone in The Place will listen. Shared pain is lessened. Shared joy is increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

I don’t want to hear it …..either!

I need you Auntie because you do not live your life according to my standards and that makes me morally superior to you. Without people like you to put down, I would have no self-worth whatsoever.

I learned to never raise my hand in grade school. The teacher, or whoever, will find me if they need me.

Live might be an exaggeration there Aunty? Guzzle maybe but not live.

How about over my eye? ☺

( –‸ლ)

Aunty, I just thought of a great place for you to put your hand.

But that’s what you’re here for, to provide us a bad example.

it’s her shtick, of course, but auntie spends way too much time worrying about folks worrying about her…