Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 19, 2023

It’s one or the other Sir. There’s no in between.

Yes, you want a semicoma.

3 martinis ought to fill it.

Best to learn a way to natural sleep. Sleep aids can be tricky.

Pills can never replace actually making the effort to live healthy.

Try watching TV. Most of the shows can put me to sleep. I don’t even bother turning on the TV on some days of the week. My TV is 7 years old. At the rate I am using it, it will probably outlast me.

Walking briskly should work and is free.

The hard part is getting back to sleep after 3:30 AM

This is actually a tough one since every one reacts to medicine very slightly differently than others, especially stuff that works on the CNS. (Central Nervous System).

See your doctor, not a pharmacist, dummy!…

I’ll take coma, please…

How about one that doesn’t cause you to send e-mails in the middle of the night with no memory of ever having been on the computer after you went to bed. I thought somebody had hacked into my e-mail account!

@Sue Ellen – Holy crap!

That’s what MJ wanted, but his “doctor” messed it up.