The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 18, 2023

Nailed it.

She gave him the finger…8 times…not counting thumbs’

Nice pedicure.

When he asks for a hand, he’s not talking applause.

Next he’ll steal her heart

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Hands down this is quite a problem for Igor!

What hump?

Eew!

If they would get married, he’d like her bare-handed and pregnant.

Hands down Scott’s best comic ever.

Now what? LOL

They could have traded, rather than him taking her hands outright.

There’s a “handy” Red Green joke in there somewhere.

Saw that one coming a mile away.

Now that’s true love!

She wants to do the Hokey Pokey at her wedding. (you put your right hand in,…)

about as dumb as it gets.

And the doctor came to him hands in hands.

So if she’s not the bride of Frankenstein, she must be the mistress of Frankenstein.

How the heck is she going to cook for him, do dishes for him, wash his clothes for him, raise his kids for him, …?

“You’ve been soaking in it????” :)

He’s like Triston Casas of the Red Sox.

They were in love, and she couldn’t keep her hands off him.

Big Deja Vu…

This could have been WAY funnier if he had reversed the hands! That would be classic “Young Frankenstein”!

his could make for very handy “Palmolive” commercial, don’t you think, Marge?

Dufus! Use the head eye-gor.

now she’s wishing she hadn’t taken “hands off” literally…