Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 09, 2023

Not touching this one.

That’s what happen when you remove your pink glasses: the reality catch-up

Without genitals I suspect we could all be rocket scientists. Sex takes up way too much of our energy (but I wouldn’t want it any other way).

Poor Ken, he can’t.

How to explain s€x ( orga$m ) to someone who has none ?

Hey gocomics censors , really !

And if her side-piece GI Joe was as tall as he was in the 1960s (women dig the scar. the backward thumb not so much).

Im sure someone is working on that as we speak….hold your pants on…and be patient!

Barbie and Ken got all the goodies but not the good goodies.

Wellll, um, never mind.

You’ve never taken a whiz!?!?!?!?!?!

They never mention that in the ads… do they?

You could be anatomically direct.

On the plus side, she’ll never suffer from PMS or go through menopause.

I remember one time reading the webcomic Sheldon, and one of the characters (a smart lizard) goes off on an adventure. The clothes he wears on this adventure come from a Ken Doll, featuring the patented “Smooth Nuthin”. I can’t think about Ken now without thinking of that “Smooth Nuthin”.

I don’t know about that. Sometimes it gets embarrassing when they drag the floor.

I used to have a set of those. It was wonderful. Long story short: they call me Ken now.

Gives new meaning to “grow a set” …

The presence of those would only lead to problems – cheating by Ken and a houseful of little Ken Juniors that Barbie would be stuck with after Ken left her for Raquel.

Genitals are overrated