Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 22, 2023

Good exercise.

Fake weeds, moles, and gophers.

It rained, I get to mow my lawn! YEAH

Gotta get those 10,000 steps in SOMEHOW.

Fake grass, fake mower, but a real pain in the backside…

Where do you buy the plastic dandelions?

be sure to recycle or compost the clippings

No lawn. The only thing I use my electric mower for is mulching leaves, so they fit better in the Mixed Organics bin.

Why would you fake mow in this heat?

Well, at least the neighborhood dog droppings on his property will be real.

And a fake brain.

I just returned from a 2 week vacation and wondered if I should mow my lawn or bale it.

It’s a vacuum cleaner.

They are fake people living in a fake world

I don’t see any bubbles coming out of the lawnmower.

Why? If he’s going i for the exercise, he can come and mow mine.

Native and pollinator friendly local plants on a Japanese style front and garden and greenhouse in the back for fruit and veggies. (It also works as a free range area for the chooks, they love the bugs they find)

Does it have little balls that pop up in a dome?

I didn’t know he moved into the Brady’s old house

The guy is fake-mowing a fake lawn with a fake mower? Well, I guess it keeps him out of trouble, but I’m not sure I’d want him as a neighbor. What’s next? Fake seeding, fertilizing and watering? Drabble should keep a sharp eye on this one.

I once had a neighbour who hand-washed his car every day (unless it rained), just to stay outside while Mrs Neighbour stayed inside. Rainy days must have been hard on both of them.