Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 15, 2023

Oh come on, get in the spirit!

I thought they had a side gig working there!

But do you have balloons?

Cheap parents ruin everything!

Maybe a better attraction for this family would be an unhaunted mansion.

It’s the thrill of it all! Besides, he wanted Mouse ears so now he’s got them!

Your wallet didn’t stand a ghost of a chance!

But dear, it isn’t my fault you family reunion was at Disney World!

It’s your fault that you forgot to bring your death certificate.

Because it amused Junior.

Because you can’t take it (money) with you.

The souvenirs.

WHERE DO THEY KEEP THEIR MONEY?

For the thrills and chills (aka it’s MUCH cooler)