Pickles by Brian Crane for August 23, 2023

Earl you left out plant in your first statement on purpose didn’t you.

Earl knows what is in those plain unmarked boxes she gets from the medical supplies company.

I had a bad UTI and for a time needed to wear Depends. I never felt bad or embarrassed over wearing those padded briefs because I had a problem and that product met a legitimate need. It was a practical move on my part to seek them out. In contrast I had a friend who would rather pee on the floor when she had a coughing spell than wear them. Her pride kept her from being sensible about her urinary problem.

I am?……… a calm, cool and collected response to such a statement

Opal is hydrated, the plant is probably drowned by now…

Today’s strip missed the exit at ‘Funny’, and got off at ‘Lame’ instead.

TMI

No……. NOT good.!!

What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?

A line dance in the old folks home.

What a couple, you gotta love them!

These misunderstandings will happen more often as pronouns become less clear.

I’d highly recommend a Foley catheter for her. ’Didn’t go very well around here at all.

Hey, it’s all water under the bridge.

exactly

There is physical therapy for leakage. If I ever need it, I am going.

I hate that when …………… “PLANTS” do that ……. ;)

Hydration, Hydration, Hydration!

Plants depend on their owners for water.

Oh that made for a terrible visual.

You can kill plants by overwatering as easily as underwatering. That is why drainage for pots is important.