Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 22, 2023

The paws what refreshes.

Starting from scratch.

I don’t think that the nails are the only things fake about her.

They have the same coiffeur, too.

Faux Paws are a big mistake.

Not to forgets fake eye lashes and doggie leashes.

I wonder what fake “paws” entails. I have to think NOT claws, or it would say “claws.” New pads, without any stuff on ’em? Flea and tick removal? Opposable thumbs?

I wonder what else they fake.

Matching wigs too!

Wouldn’t that be claws?

Faux paws and effect…

Don’t forget, you need some shampoodle, too.

Matching owner/dog nails is the rage! Woof!

A polish co, OPI, makes polish for Dogs…..

If a female relative ever got her beehive hairdo caught in a ceiling fan, you might just be in a Reality Check cartoon!

Nice word play. Kind of gives a new meaning to the old phrase…

Yes, they certainly are.

Standard Poodle?

Dogs oftentimes look like their owner

The dog needs new nails ‘cause “the poodle bites…the poodle chews it”, and now they’re a mess.

Fake vs Faux…vs…Facts vs Fax … check it out …!

( yeah, it’s a stretch )

Double oops. Vanity, thy name is Poodle Cut.

I’d wager you were sitting on this gag for years!

Faux claws, yes – faux paws, no. Foxes’ paws, possibly.

This one gives me pause.