The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 26, 2023

You have it at your birth. Each of us has a personal one, and not all are the same.

I have one for both cars now, learnt my lesson.

Uncle Ted’s EZ pass has been known to clear a room.

Gosh Brutus must be a really wild, reckless driver! It has turned his wife’s usual blond hair completely gray!

Life’s just not that e-z.

maybe you should suggest it to them. :J

At least you can still collect $200 when you pass “Go”, right?

You cant pick your parents (relatives) and then GOD throws into the top 10 that you have to honor them! Your mission was coded for a few minutes of passion!

No chance Brutus…no chance!

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” Albert Einstein

To me, every day is a gift from God.

It’s called $$$$$$, not $ but $$$$$$.

If only, Brutus.

LKF: E-ZPass records date and time data whenever the transponder is detected. In order to promote the use of E-ZPass when it first came out, laws were passed to prevent the police from using E-ZPass data to issue speeding tickets.

Hum. When was the last time Brutus and family went to church? And he could use a good Sunday School class.

No such luck my good friend. Take comfort in the fact, that while you have some toll booths and fees to pay along the road of life, there are many who would swap or would have swapped their journey for yours. I might even include myself as part of that group……..

Better slow down Brutus – let’s try baby steps here. Born Loser to E-Z may be a shock to the system. Better start with a So-So Pass and see how that goes.

Some toll roads use licence plate readers. I think I prefer that to the 20-30 minute backup I found on the Mackinac bridge a few weekends ago.

Just a note, it is EZ-Pass.

I recently visited Colorado for the first time last May. We had a rental car but no Ez Pass. Just about every highway there has a toll road and we had over $80 worth of toll charges

You need the secret code to get the EZ pass for life, Brutus. Or, be born a nepo baby.

you still have to pay the toll.

Stuck in the tollbooth of life. Sounds like a country song.

Some people think the EZ pass to life is living off the government. I arrested a womn in the 70’s and I asked who she was employeed by. She replied the government. Which branch I asked. Welfare she replied.

We all have an EZ pass for the afterlife. Just believe.

Sorry Chip, way too philosophically deep for me…(But the art is great as usual)…

Don’t have to stop, but still have to pay the toll.

I was in wander mode in the UK last year. Came up to the Batheaston Toll Bridge and there was a person standing by a little toll house (attached to a bigger house, privately owned by an estate company) taking 1 pound toll at the time I went through. It may be one of the oldest toll bridges in the UK. If you use that route, it pays not to be in a hurry. It is a nice scenic drive. BTW, some of the Trip Advisor reviews are funny. I just paid my toll and went. Going to figure all the people that found the staff to be rude, were very likely rude themselves.

Jesus warned us there would be trials and tribulations in this world but he overcame the world, he made an EZ-Pass for eternity for those who believe

Yep E-Z pass, easy to raise the tolls since the drivers never seem them.

I hear ya, Brutus.