A guy gets a prescription for sleeping pills to cure his insomnia. The label reads ‘Take one pill with a glass of water after a warm bath". His doctor calls to see how he is doing and the guy says he still can’t get to sleep. The doc asks if he is taking his medication and the guy says “No, I can never finish the warm bath”.
ASpruce2020 about 1 year ago
Don’t take this pill if you are allergic to it.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sneaky directions!
wirepunchr about 1 year ago
He’s taking the directions too literally.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Precise, concise wording is everything when it comes to meds. Problems is reading the small print that includes instructions.
uniquename about 1 year ago
A lack of sleep will make you think Frank’s being logical. Don’t ask how I know.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
The instructions said “take one pill twice a day” and how can you take the same pill twice a day?
InTraining Premium Member about 1 year ago
shake well before serving and refrigerate after opening… any questions…?
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
He’s sick of being awake Ambien confused.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
“Take these pills for good digestion.”
“Take these pills to get rid of your stuffy nose.”
“Take these pills for insomnia.” (“But why would I want insomnia?”)
Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 1 year ago
A guy gets a prescription for sleeping pills to cure his insomnia. The label reads ‘Take one pill with a glass of water after a warm bath". His doctor calls to see how he is doing and the guy says he still can’t get to sleep. The doc asks if he is taking his medication and the guy says “No, I can never finish the warm bath”.
locake about 1 year ago
He has not gone to sleep yet, so that is the time to take the pills.
T... about 1 year ago
Very clever, very cute, ZZzzzzz…
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
I know this guy. He showed up at my house one day at dinnertime:
Me: What are you doing here now? I told you to come after dinner.
Him: That’s what I came after!