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A guy gets a prescription for sleeping pills to cure his insomnia. The label reads âTake one pill with a glass of water after a warm bath". His doctor calls to see how he is doing and the guy says he still canât get to sleep. The doc asks if he is taking his medication and the guy says âNo, I can never finish the warm bathâ.
ASpruce2020 over 1 year ago
Donât take this pill if you are allergic to it.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sneaky directions!
wirepunchr over 1 year ago
Heâs taking the directions too literally.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Precise, concise wording is everything when it comes to meds. Problems is reading the small print that includes instructions.
uniquename over 1 year ago
A lack of sleep will make you think Frankâs being logical. Donât ask how I know.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
The instructions said âtake one pill twice a dayâ and how can you take the same pill twice a day?
InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago
shake well before serving and refrigerate after opening⊠any questions�
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Heâs sick of being awake Ambien confused.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
âTake these pills for good digestion.â
âTake these pills to get rid of your stuffy nose.â
âTake these pills for insomnia.â (âBut why would I want insomnia?â)
Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 1 year ago
A guy gets a prescription for sleeping pills to cure his insomnia. The label reads âTake one pill with a glass of water after a warm bath". His doctor calls to see how he is doing and the guy says he still canât get to sleep. The doc asks if he is taking his medication and the guy says âNo, I can never finish the warm bathâ.
locake over 1 year ago
He has not gone to sleep yet, so that is the time to take the pills.
T... over 1 year ago
Very clever, very cute, ZZzzzzzâŠ
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
I know this guy. He showed up at my house one day at dinnertime:
Me: What are you doing here now? I told you to come after dinner.
Him: Thatâs what I came after!