Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 21, 2023

He is the “instruments” of his own downfall.

They give those to all the new arrivals in Hell!!

If you don’t like it, I’ll bring out my bagpipekazoo.

Eh they is still sound better than them darned keyboard or digital made fake sounds.

It’s not the instrument. We just dislike you.

@banjogordy: do you know how it works? ;-)

Lucky guess.

Or at least, you can’t know how much you’ll hate it.

Throw a couple of rotten eggs at him for me too.

It needs more cowbell.

Simbals for the knees!

Perfect pitch: when someone throws a banjo at the band, and hits an accordion, breaking both.

Needs to add a bagpipe and kazoo too

Throw in some bagpipes. That`ll do the trick.

Pass the rotten fruit! Banjo and accordion are my to of my three most hated instruments.

Played separately, as in the Steve Martin/Weird Al Yankovic tour, might work.

I have played the Big Three in my life: banjo, bagpipe, and accordion. Just never at the same time.

At least he wasn’t also using an autotuner…

The one-man noise pollution band.

All that’s missing is the bagpipe.

“If you drink much from a bottle marked ‘poison’ it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.”

― Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

I’m rarely in favor of jumping to conclusions or making snap judgements, but in some circumstances it is not unreasonable to do so.