Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 03, 2023

The chapter on stomping?

Of course. But I cannot divulge the secret. You might charge for wedding like Cana.

Aunty must have run out of her box wine.

Only if you can walk on water.

Sure. First you plant the grapes, then you wait for it to rain. That’s how you turn water into wine.

Something about the faith of a mustard seed.

Not sure what page, but John 2:7 is as close as you’ll get.

PS. You end up dead.

The bible is a guide, not instructions. Reference the ten commandments.

I’ve heard that Romans believe their wine will turn to blood. Do Mormons believe their water will turn to wine? I think bro’ was being poetic about food & drink sustain body & blood, while faith in hope holds up your soul.

Do bother, it takes a special divine talent that you aren’t blessed with.

First Chapter after Johnna and the whale.

tell Aunty all that is left is water and you’ll get lots of whine

I am an atheist and even I find today’s comic, well, unnecessary, let’s say.

first you plant grapes…

It’s all just a delusional fantasy – so make up anything you want (plausible or totally impossible) and you and your low IQ friends can sit around and discuss what it means.

….the page with the miracle.

It’s on the page that got ripped out…

Pretty sure that step one would involve being the son of God, Aunty. If you can’t get that far, there’s no use in reading the rest of the instructions. Kind of like how Superman comics have never explained how to fly — step one would require you to have been born on Krypton.