The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 28, 2023

The hairless look is in, now!!!

Koo koo kachoo!

He went from looking like Jamie to looking like Adam on Mythbusters

Cute little shaver now, eh?

God gave men hair. Why do you want to shave it? I went for an ECG and they wanted to shave my chest- I told them, not happening.

If he wants a mullet, he’s going to have to catch one…

“Tusk,tusk, tusk”!

It took years off of my appearance!

Burma Shave. “In this vale of toil and sin, your head grows bald, but not your chin.”

Scott had the decency to not draw a walrus ‘manscaping’.

Only way to stiffen that upper lip.

Would have been better as a BurmaShave rhyme I think.

They’re making a new product for shaving women’s legs. They’ll call it Barbie-sol.

And they say it is a fake ID. Trust me, it happened to me after I shaved off my beard and mustache and tried to get on a cruise ship with my passport. I had to show my newer driver’s license to convince them.

LOL! Funny

I shave and I still don’t get carded. What hair I have left is gray.

If I shaved off my mustache, I’d have a hard time filter feeding.

Love it that they have their own can openers.

Never used by that actor in the diabetes commercials. W … Wil … B .. Br … wait, look at my Thumbnail. ;-)

Maybe he should go tropical topical with waxing. Ye-ow! Ouch kabibble.

Got rid of my moustache when it interfered with my diving mask.