1 and Done by Eric Scott for August 16, 2023

Um, I hate Mondays?

One mother in law coming up.

I’m hoping one of those coconuts falls on his head.

One small step for man, one giant dip for the same man

No wait. I found a genie’s lamp.

Cartoonist’s block?

(Sorry.)

What! No sharks circling? I thought this was cartoon Shark Week!

Danger Will Robinson, Danger!There are no punchlines available at this time….please hold

Actually I think it’s funny without a punchline.

It will arrive floating in a bottle.

Surely said punchline would contain references to Humpty Dumpty, thirsty man crawling in desert, or Sisyphus…

Punchline? Houston, we have a problem.

I think it is mandatory for all gag comics (one panel) to use this one at least once, isn’t it?

I’d tell you a joke about space, but it’s too out of this world.

What do you call a fruit that goes into space?

Alone on an island, no one can hear you scream.

Virgil Partch is your only hope.