Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 15, 2023

I’ve been thinking about pulling together a list of social media comments I’ve written about myself and calling that list an autobiography.

You won’t be able to Fill More pages.

In this case, apparently the French for “boring” is Ma Vie Très Triste.

Don’t know what the real word is, but “mime” should be a synonym.

Especially that stretch in the 60’s

Le snooze

ennuyeuse

What? No conclusion to the infected claw storyline?

I always thought an autobiography was the history of your car.

Old story:

Two elephants were a watering hole when one spotted a turtle in the water. In a split second, the first elephant picks up the turtle with it’s trunk and tosses it against a rock, killing it.

The second elephant says ’why did you do that?"

First elephant says “That very same turtle bit my leg when I was a small elephant. It hurt so bad, and it took months to heal. I swore I would get even”.

Second elephant says “That’s amazing. You remembered it from so long ago”.

First elephant says “Yes, I have turtle recall”.

how does the paper not get wet?

“Chapter 2: All the turtles that wouldn’t date me.”

ennuie

Memories are plastic, use them to mold better stories

If most of your Memories are forgotten ….. it should be a very short book …. :)

He’s led a very cultured life. That’s the polite way to say boring.

Ennui

Apparently ‘Coming soon’ means SNAFU

It was here, and now it’s, more accurately, missing

Ennui.

Haha! (＾▽＾)