Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 29, 2023

yeh and they burn forests too

When your stick’s on fire, you must realize, smoke gets in your eyes.

Cute pups.

I wouldn’t consider that a sign of being advanced. Just the opposite.

But they haven’t developed fetch technology.

I posit humans are less intelligent as they light their sticks on fire. Was this sponsored by big tobacco?

Truely, poison yourself with cigs if you want. Just don’t make me smell them. I don’t get the nicotine positive reinforcement you do. It must be amazing,

Just more foolish.

Dᴏɢs R sᴍᴀʀᴛ!

Hᴏᴏᴍɪɴs R sᴛᴏᴏᴘɪᴅ!

— Dᴏʙɪᴇ’s Dᴏɢ

Clearly we are

Yeah, I don’t get the draw of cigarettes/cigars either. (Draw, get it?)

Reminded me of Watership Down, “burning white sticks”

It is NOT more advanced to smoke. It is idiotic. It amazes me that people will still smoke, even though it is just a form of slow suicide.

Caught this on Gaggle:

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To smoke a little leaf,

Jack got high and dropped his fly

and Jill said “Where’s The Beef?” …!

Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette far, far, far away from me till you’re neither able to breathe nor come back. P.S. I can smell it if I’m a mile behind you on the expressway.

Dogs don’t do things they know will kill them. Now which one of us is more advanced?

Anyone who purposely inhales smoke is clearly the opposite of “advanced”.

Why do you think they make him go outside to do his “business?” :)

Doing smart things like putting flaming stuff in our mouths is just one of our specialties!

Our sticks smell worse than even a slobbery dog stick, though.

Light them on fire. What, or how, or why, else would you light them? Light them on wet?