FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 02, 2023

Is his tie shaped like a staircase so Quincy can climb it?

I’d laugh, but there’s a local greasy chicken place that keeps luring me back in, even though I know I’m going to regret it.

His problem is that he ate more than he could eat.

When my husband & I were visiting his father right before he died, we had lunch at a Church’s Fried Chicken, which was right across the street from the hospital. We both ended up getting sick. One of my FIL’s nurses jokingly told us that they send colonoscopy patients there before a procedure. LOL

Do they up shuck at the Mucky Clam?

The Mucky Clam? Dare I try to imagine what they serve?

With a name like Mucky Clam, it’s a wonder it hasn’t been shut down yet.

“The food here is terrible!”“I know! And the portions are so small!”

It’s terrible… and the portions are so small %

With me, the alternate last panel would read “I had a coupon”

And here I thought antacid helped the ants enjoy Iron Butterfly’s In Agodd Diveta

The name of that restaurant just seems wrong