FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 23, 2023

I Thought he was gonna buy a buggy Is full of candy

Any kitchen gadget I buy now will save counter space only if I throw something else, which is working perfectly well, out.

It will fit right in at his new bachelor pad!

Toast your coffee and boil your bread!

If you want to save counter space, ditch the coffee pot and toaster altogether, or at least put them away when you’re done using them.

My boss discovered Temu and I’ve become his voice of reason. “Do you REALLY need that?” “You ordered one of those last week!” “Your wife will NOT like that t-shirt.”

I don’t supposed Keurig makes one of those? And I would want it to be the kind of Keurig I have which has both a carafe and a single-cup brewer in one unit.

And neither will work well.

That’s it buy something (kitchen appliance) for her then she wIl not be upset about what you buy for yourself.

I got the combination bread maker, coffee maker and microwave

My ex-spouse and I had those roles reversed.

Andi your ‘voice of reason’ needs to pop in more often when you’re cooking…