I tell people things telepathically all the time. But then, they always say I’m resorting to the “rubber/glue” argument, if I reiterate aloud. I’ve got to stop using voicemail when nobody is home.
You know what? I agree! It’s IS a good thing the Leaning Tower of Pisa isn’t among a a crowd of modern skyscrapers, whether you’re a kingfisher or not.
The Blog put me in mind of a quote by Umberto Eco I saw a few days ago; he observed that (anti)social media has given a platform for all the world’s imbeciles. It used to be that something idiotic said in a bar didn’t hurt the community. But now… Eco called it “the invasion of the idiots.” Singling out Frog Applause to say it is annoying is a perfect example. People now spend a lot of time and energy searching for stuff to express annoyance over. Clearly a perverse, neurotic behavior.
I was just delighted by something, and felt I had to share it, and this is my favorite place to share. Mae West said, “I speak two languages: Body and English.”
A really fun game to play is the telepathetic game. First you tell someone a one sentence story telepathetically, and then that person sends the sentence telepathetically to the next person, and so on and so forth, until it gets to the last person. Then the last person relays the story outloud to everyone at the same time. Oh, what laughter and fun ensues!
Imagine 11 months ago
For a moment I thought you said tele-pathetically.
Superfrog 11 months ago
I’m busy now but just leave a teletext.
Randy B Premium Member 11 months ago
Uh huh, uh huh, … well, I understand where you’re coming from, but that would never be on MY bucket list.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 11 months ago
I’ll put you on hold, enjoy the music.
tudza Premium Member 11 months ago
I’m all, uh, ears?
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 months ago
Guts in the middle, drop out when the rope tightens around the neck
Just cut a path under the belly to prep the victim…
Daeder 11 months ago
That’s the best way to give someone a piece of your mind!
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 months ago
Wow, the whole nine yards,
The whole nine innings. Wow
The Old Wolf 11 months ago
Ok, Penelope, you know that I already know what you’re going to say because I drank my psychic tea this morning.
davidob 11 months ago
I don’t mind.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 11 months ago
I tell people things telepathically all the time. But then, they always say I’m resorting to the “rubber/glue” argument, if I reiterate aloud. I’ve got to stop using voicemail when nobody is home.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 months ago
Cheap, as communications go.
pat sandy creator 11 months ago
you can tell me anything…
goboboyd 11 months ago
Because, giving you ‘that look’ didn’t get through.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 11 months ago
That is one fat Kingfisher.
descabro 11 months ago
…but it’s complicated.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems 11 months ago
Please do! The aliens have been doing it for years. Seems they follow me around so they know when I’m not wearing my tin foil hat.
3hourtour Premium Member 11 months ago
… I don’t believe in telepathy…
…didn’t stop me from trying it the last three weeks, though…
…while meditating…
…sending out my hellos…
…don’t think it worked, though…
…‘cuz I did all the talking…
…pushing my agenda…
…not listening for replies…
…though I know it doesn’t even work that way…
…except…
…this comic magically appears just while I’m practicing it…
…uhnm…
…more cow bell, please…
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Gasp! Is that so? Tell me more? Really? NO kidding? I don’t believe it! I’ll be sure to pass that thought on…..
coltish1 11 months ago
You know what? I agree! It’s IS a good thing the Leaning Tower of Pisa isn’t among a a crowd of modern skyscrapers, whether you’re a kingfisher or not.
Rev Phnk Ey 11 months ago
“My butt itches.”
coltish1 11 months ago
The Blog put me in mind of a quote by Umberto Eco I saw a few days ago; he observed that (anti)social media has given a platform for all the world’s imbeciles. It used to be that something idiotic said in a bar didn’t hurt the community. But now… Eco called it “the invasion of the idiots.” Singling out Frog Applause to say it is annoying is a perfect example. People now spend a lot of time and energy searching for stuff to express annoyance over. Clearly a perverse, neurotic behavior.
ericlscott creator 11 months ago
got it
charles9156 11 months ago
nice eyes!
Linguist 11 months ago
Well, I for one, am shocked!
I’m glad you didn’t say it out loud so that everyone could hear.
The telepathic telegraph does have its advantages.
Howard'sMyHero 11 months ago
One reason why a blackbird sings in the dead of night …!
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
Did you get my telepathic message that I love this? Seriously, you have to do a gallery show.
coltish1 11 months ago
I was just delighted by something, and felt I had to share it, and this is my favorite place to share. Mae West said, “I speak two languages: Body and English.”
UltraLameFest2 11 months ago
The bird might easily pick up the message- many birds are known to have a sixth sense which detects the magnetic field of the earth.
Amanda El-Dweek creator 11 months ago
I am ready to receive the message.
willie_mctell 11 months ago
Hat and peplum. I think the hat conceals a transmitter.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 11 months ago
Re: Today’s entry in The FLOG:
My Favorite Part™ was “then you start to construct meaning from it.”
6turtle9 11 months ago
A really fun game to play is the telepathetic game. First you tell someone a one sentence story telepathetically, and then that person sends the sentence telepathetically to the next person, and so on and so forth, until it gets to the last person. Then the last person relays the story outloud to everyone at the same time. Oh, what laughter and fun ensues!
Here is your story:
Peas kick hair, Yorick’s Llama thinks comedy about you, don’t chew! Don’t chew!
Jesse Atwell creator 11 months ago
Call me on the TELEphone!
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Okay. Shoot, Lady; brain-beam me your best shot! I am lowering my Probe Barriers just for you. The message had better be worth the neuronic massage….
Brass Orchid Premium Member 11 months ago
Open channel ‘D’.
3hourtour Premium Member 11 months ago
… you didn’t know what you were looking for until you heard the voices in your head…