Whoa! Procrastinators are maligned, looked down upon and never recognized for their unique skill. It’s no easy feat procrastinating. One must constantly be in search of passable excuses, not to mention always on the hunt for myriads of other things to do instead of what they should be doing. Not a job for mere mortals.
ArcticFox Premium Member 10 months ago
Shoe—-ever the anticrastinator.
Jingles 10 months ago
contract him to payment by piece-work.
eced52 10 months ago
That’s what my wife used to tell me, but with a different wording.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
My procrastinators club has a motto…
Well we will, once we get around to having our first meeting
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Here’s a joke for all the procrastinators out there:
Actually, it’s kind of long. I’ll post it later.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
What’s a procrastinator’s favorite movie?
Dolittle
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
I always wanted to be a procrastinator…
I just never got around to it.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Procrastinators Unite Tomorrow, Dyslexics Untie Today, Time Travelers…
Unite Yesterday.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
After many years of procrastination I have finally finished my book on common herbs…
It’s about thyme.
rshive 10 months ago
There’s always something else to do — later.
PoochFan 10 months ago
Do your procrastinating tomorrow.
dbrucepm 10 months ago
never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after that
'IndyMan' 10 months ago
I’m surprised Shoe is awake to make a comment about Cosmo ! ! ! !
preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago
Considering the two piles of papers on the two desks, I’d say sleeping and procrastinating Cosmo is putting out more work than Shoe.
T... 10 months ago
Check ot today’s Garfield…
prrdh 10 months ago
Never done? Not even started.
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
…hence the mountain on his desk!
stamps 10 months ago
I’m not an ordinary crastinator; I’m a pro.
Buckeye67 10 months ago
In Cosmo’s case it isn’t really procrastination, it’s more like bone idleness.
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
I no longer procrastinate. As a retiree, I set my own pace. And anyone who complains can take a flying __________ at an electric ____________!
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago
Whoa! Procrastinators are maligned, looked down upon and never recognized for their unique skill. It’s no easy feat procrastinating. One must constantly be in search of passable excuses, not to mention always on the hunt for myriads of other things to do instead of what they should be doing. Not a job for mere mortals.
JP Steve Premium Member 10 months ago
“Do or do not. There is no try.”
“Okay.”
Billy Yank 10 months ago
I had two brothers. Mom would say, “A mother’s work is from son up to son down.”